A boxed 2027 calendar titled "Shakespearean Insults" with a bright teal cover, large yellow script title, a purple-toned portrait of William Shakespeare, and a speech bubble reading, "You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!".
Calendar page with Shakespeare's portrait and a Shakespearean insult, featuring the date May 4, 2027.
Graphic for 'Shakespearean Insults' with a quote from 'The Comedy of Errors' and a portrait of William Shakespeare.
A boxed 2027 calendar titled "Shakespearean Insults" with a bright teal cover, large yellow script title, a purple-toned portrait of William Shakespeare, and a speech bubble reading, "You bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!".
Calendar page with Shakespeare's portrait and a Shakespearean insult, featuring the date May 4, 2027.
Graphic for 'Shakespearean Insults' with a quote from 'The Comedy of Errors' and a portrait of William Shakespeare.

2027 Shakespearean Insults Day to Day Calendar

$17.99
SKU: 9798881606756

Unleash a daily dose of Elizabethan sass with this hilariously cutting desktop calendar.

A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
—The Tempest

Why, thou peevish sheep!
—The Comedy of Errors

This year roast with rhythm and mock with meter! The Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar transforms your everyday banter into witty wordplay and sophisticated zingers worthy of the Globe itself. Enjoy over three hundred handpicked insults straight from Shakespeare’s plays, guaranteed to keep you laughing and talking trash all year long. Perfect for drama lovers, word nerds, and anyone who wants to sound smart while throwing shade. Page measures 4.606 x 4.606 inches.

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