Motherfirkers is made for Christmas traditionalists, evergreen obsessives, and anyone who thinks their holiday candle should have a little more personality.
Who invited these guys? Douglas, Balsam, Silver, and good ol' Fraser have joined firry forces to create one seriously overqualified Christmas tree candle. Poured New York calls this scent Motherfirkers because "another fir candle" just didn't have quite the same ring to it. The joke is in the name, but the fragrance itself is anything but a joke. It's sophisticated enough for a modern interior, nostalgic enough to bring back the feeling of picking out the perfect tree, and fresh enough to keep burning long after the presents are opened.
If you've ever walked into a room during the holidays and thought, Yep, somebody went all in on the Christmas trees, this is that feeling in fragrance form. Douglas fir and Fraser fir bring the crisp, unmistakable scent of freshly cut evergreens, while Silver fir adds a cool, airy edge. Balsam fir rounds things out with its deeper, greener character, giving the blend the kind of forest-floor richness that makes you want to track down a Christmas tree farm immediately.
Together, the four firs create a full-bodied evergreen fragrance that is fresh, resinous, green, and unapologetically festive. There are no cinnamon sticks crashing the party. No vanilla trying to make things sweeter. No cranberry getting involved. Just four different kinds of fir showing up and absolutely owning the room.
Top notes: douglas fir and frasier fir
Middle notes: silver fir
Base notes: balsam fir
Fragrance family: woody, green, fresh, aromatic
Scent profile: evergreen, crisp, resinous, green, fresh, woodsy
The 10-ounce candle comes in a beautiful deep forest green glass vessel with a black label and metal lid. Estimated burn time is 60 hours. Packaged in a foil-embossed box for easy gifting.
All Poured New York candles are handmade in Upstate New York using the finest quality, single-note origin perfume oils sourced from around the world. They are vegan, phthalate-free, non-toxic, and are IFRA-certified. Made with a plant-based, additive-free soy and coconut wax blend that's paired with eco cotton wicks for a clean, even burn. Their packaging is created using traditional embossing techniques in original designs that mimic the fragrance's personality.