{"product_id":"so-i-googled-my-symptoms-turns-out-im-a-bitch","title":"\"I Googled My Symptoms\" Scalloped Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring style and humor to your kitchen with this colorful, scalloped-edge cotton tea towel featuring contrasting trim and a witty, snarky saying. Made from soft, absorbent cotton, this decorative towel is as functional as it is fun. Perfect for drying dishes, lining a breadbasket, or simply adding a pop of personality to your space. A playful gift idea, this funny tea towel is great for hosting holiday parties, sparking laughter with guests, or surprising your favorite home cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tea towel says \"So, I googled my symptoms. Turns out I'm a bitch.\" in white lettering on a purple backdrop with white trim. The tea towel measures 18 x 24 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Saint Austin Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49336662786356,"sku":"176180","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0064\/1993\/9439\/files\/saint-austin-T233-im-a-bitch-scalloped-tea-towel.jpg?v=1792273702","url":"https:\/\/blueribbongeneralstore.com\/products\/so-i-googled-my-symptoms-turns-out-im-a-bitch","provider":"Annie's Blue Ribbon General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}