{"product_id":"i-whisper-what-the-fuck-to-myself-at-least-twenty-times","title":"\"I Whisper to Myself\" Scalloped Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring style and humor to your kitchen with this colorful, scalloped-edge cotton tea towel featuring contrasting trim and a witty, snarky saying. Made from soft, absorbent cotton, this decorative towel is as functional as it is fun. Perfect for drying dishes, lining a breadbasket, or simply adding a pop of personality to your space. A playful gift idea, this funny tea towel is great for hosting holiday parties, sparking laughter with guests, or surprising your favorite home cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tea towel says \"I Whisper 'What the F**k' To Myself At Least Twenty Times A Day.\" in pale pink lettering on an orchid pink backdrop with pale pink trim. The tea towel measures 18 x 24 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Saint Austin Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49336684282164,"sku":"176181","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0064\/1993\/9439\/files\/saint-austin-T237-whisper-wtf-to-myself-scalloped-tea-towel.jpg?v=1792273779","url":"https:\/\/blueribbongeneralstore.com\/products\/i-whisper-what-the-fuck-to-myself-at-least-twenty-times","provider":"Annie's Blue Ribbon General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}