While everyone is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience) to make your very own artwork to adorn your wall! Finished hoop says "You light up a room like a bonfire + cause similar amounts of damage".

Includes:
A 6" bamboo embroidery hoop
Aida cloth
Embroidery needle
All the floss you'll need to complete the design (with maybe a little left over for friendship bracelets)
Design guide and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners and experts alike

Bonus, it comes in a cute box, perfect for gifting! Box measures 7.6 x 7.6 inches.